aren’t those an option for mii’s
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Source: biglilkim
ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow
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Source: circumcisions
MY DAD JUST WALKED IN WEARING A KILT
HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT
wait shhh shhh SHHHHHHHHH he’s standing in the hallway
DAMNIT
we made an agreement, i can get a picture of him if im in it with him because “if this goes viral on the internet i want you to be stuck right there next to me”
he said that like its a BAD thing
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Source: iswearimnotadumbblonde
one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened
hey, look what i found
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Source: carry-on-my-wayward-butt