(3) Facebook

sniffling:

aren’t those an option for mii’s

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shitshilarious:

put the butter down, motherfucker let me and my wife go.

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c02xm:

if a 99 pound person eats 1 pound of nachos that person is 1% nacho

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circumcisions:

ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow

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iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

iswearimnotadumbblonde:

MY DAD JUST WALKED IN WEARING A KILT

HE SAW MY PHONE AND RAN AWAY DAMNIT

wait shhh shhh SHHHHHHHHH he’s standing in the hallway

DAMNIT

we made an agreement, i can get a picture of him if im in it with him because “if this goes viral on the internet i want you to be stuck right there next to me”

he said that like its a BAD thing

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mutisija:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing what had just happened

hey, look what i found

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